Chapter 1
Verse 1: All bunnies must die
Verse 2: All bunnies must die by fire
Verse 3: Any bunny found to have survived death by fire shall be nuked from orbit
Verse 4: Any bunny found to have survived death by fire and nuking shall be considered the ultimate evil and shall be cast into the eternal void
Verse 5: All bunny deaths shall be in tribute to the Misfit
Chapter 2
Verse 1: Any person found to be harbouring a bunny shall be purified by fire
Verse 2: All people must sacrifice one bunny per day in the name of Misfit
Verse 3: All followers of the Misfit shall shepherd the masses in their daily sacrifice
Verse 4: True believers of the Misfit shall nom bunny stew once fortnightly
Verse 5: Bunny lovers shall be named heathen and must be purified by fire